Who's Honey?

"…Honey?"
"Oh, NOW I'm honey?"

The Honey Status Meter

🍯 Honey
Babe
Hey.
Full Name
"Your father"
▲ you are here

Gallery of Graded Half-Apologies

D"I'm sorry you feel that way."
C−"I'm sorry, but in my defense…"
F"Okay, well, mistakes were made."
B+"I was wrong. Want tacos?"

Honey Forecast

🥶
Tonight

70% chance of cold shoulder

🌫️
Tomorrow AM

Foggy, one-word answers

⛅
Tomorrow PM

Partly sunny after coffee is brought

🍯
Weekend

Honey returns, pending sincerity